Right before my redneck cousin went to the black Sea he somehow got his hands on reflective sunglasses. The “somehow” is not as mysterious once one comes to the understanding that things that are not his end up in his pockets. Two weeks later he came back with no suntan and no money. Apparently, reflective sunglasses hide your eyes when bluffing but reflect everything else. That guy was a dumbshit but he always stayed true to the latter. I hear he is in Spain waiting for his liver to fail. I hear he has been working on that for some time. Once, he got so drunk that after flipping his car he actually managed to go to sleep while hanging upside down. I was told a news tv crew found him in that state.
One day after watching his drunk father crowing up the stairs, he stated to me that he will never be this way. We were no more than 10-years old. I believed him. I am sure he believed it at the time too.
